Lyrics:

The fault is, I can find no fault in you
Assault is say it or I'll say it for you
If we stick around, we're sure to be looked down upon
What better way or should I say
(Alive and kicking)

Alive and kicking at the Country Club
We're always sickening at the Country Club
A drive from nowhere leaves you in the cold
Refrigeration keeps you young, I'm told
Alive and kicking at the Country Club
We're always sickening at the Country Club
Your limitations are our every care
Every breath you breathe belongs to someone there

At all's two words, could they be soldered as one?
Therein lies the perfect pseudonym
To think you've learned to know someone and find
That you don't know, don't know them at all
(Alive and kicking)

Alive and kicking at the Country Club
We're always sickening at the Country Club
A drive from nowhere leaves you in the cold
Refrigeration keeps you young, I'm told
Alive and kicking at the Country Club
We're always sickening at the Country Club
Your limitations are our every care
Every breath you breathe belongs to someone there

Sad to see that you're suffering
Work hard at being a something
Sad to see that you're suffering
Work hard at being a something
Sad to see that you're suffering

Alive and kicking at the Country Club
We're always strychnine at the Country Club
A drive from nowhere leaves you in the cold
Refrigeration keeps you young I'm told
Alive and kicking at the Country Club
We're all receding at the Country Club
Your limitations are our every care
Every breath you breathe belongs to someone there