Lyrics:

Welshman : 'Apperently they were travelling abroad and they picked up some hitchhikers'
Surgeon : 'Drill'
Man : 'Oh Good!'
Wife : 'Wake up you're dreaming'
Man : 'What?'
Wife : 'You're dreaming'
Man : 'We were moving away from the border'
Wife : 'Huh? What border? Go back to sleep'
Hells Angel: 'Have a nice day'
Wife : 'Huh'
Hells Angel: 'Have a nice day'

We were moving away from the border
Looking for somewhere to sleep
The two of us sharing the driving
Two hitchhikers slumped in the back seat

Hitchhiker : 'Hello'

I sneaked a quick look in the mirror
She gave me a smile
I said, 'Is anyone hungry?
Should we stop for a while?'

So we pulled off into a layby
Her dress blew up over her head
I said, 'Would you like to come with me?'
She said something foreign under her breath

And the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs
I thought to myself she's much too good for him
I lay down beside her with tears in my eyes
She said