Lyrics:

I like to sit in back and watch out for cops
Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top
And when she's get tired that way
I whisper in her ear and say
Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died?
Bend over, I'll drive

Now, I was born in a test tube
But Daddy tried it this way, too
Mama stripped his gears 'fore the light turned red
When she heard what that shiftless no-count said, he said...
Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Is this the way Ernie Kovacs died?
Bend over, I'll drive

Now as I was sayin' before I quit
If you're lookin' for thrills, baby, this is it
Even the queen o' Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks
So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck
Look out!

Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Is this the way Grace Kelly died?
Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Is this the way Hank Williams died?
Bend over, I'll drive