Lyrics:

Mr. Chips,
Was a dirty old man,
He washed his hands,
In money,
He had gold-capped teeth,
He had a shiny head,
And his nose was always runny,
Late one night,
He had a dream,
He fell into a washing machine,
In the end,
He went through the ringer,
And now Mr. Chips,
Is a whole lot cleaner

Goodbye, Mr. Chips,
I hope you're feeling,
Goodbye, Mr. Chips,
I hope you're feeling much better

Goodbye, Mr. Chips,
I hope you're feeling,
Goodbye, Mr. Chips,
I hope you're feeling much better

Mr. Chips,
He's a dirty old man,
He washed his hands,
In money
(Fade)