Lyrics:

Coyne

We're down at Piccadilly, Nigel's just jumped through a fountain... all the policemen laughed
We're up in Knightsbridge, nice nice Knightsbridge... tearing the flowers from a wall
I've just seen Simon, knock off an old man's hat... the man had to crawl
And it's fun fun funsy, fun fun fun fun funsy... nobody cares at all
Chorus: A leopard never changes her spots (x2) but when she gets the blues, the blues are hot.
I've spoken to Mumsy, she sent me a cheque in the post... be a good girl
I've chatted to Daddy, he's promised me some jewellery... six strings of pearls
God knows I'm crying, won't show Nigel... he'd only laugh
We're down in the club, twelve G & T's... I footed the bill
So it's nicey, nicey, just tore up a letter... it was from a friend
I've got plenty ... as long as the money's to spend
Got the little house, it's in the muse with the booze... We're having fun
It's a cocaine party, do your best... keep having fun
Everybody!
A leopard never changes her spots (x2), a leopard never changes when she's blues, she's hot
When she's blues, she's hot