when I Was A Boy I Thought About The Times I'd Be A Man i'd Sit Inside A Bottle And Pretend That I Was In A Can in My Lonely Room I'd Sit My Mind In An Ice Cream Cone you Can Throw Me If You Wanna 'cause I'm A Bone And I Go oop-Ip-Ip Oop-Ip-Ip Yeah! if I Don't Start Cryin' It's Because That I Have Got No Eyes my Father's In The Fireplace And My Dog Lies Hypnotized through A Crack Of Light I Was Unable To Find My Way trapped Inside A Night But I'm A Day And I Go oop-Ip-Ip Oop-Ip-Ip, Yeah! one... two... three... four!