Lyrics:

Hey, hey on your marks, get set go to zero

Present and correct go to zero

North, South, East and West go to zero

Nothing is best go to zero

I do this and I do that, and when it's cold, I wear a hat,
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise they say, I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told
When you're on patrol go to zero

By remote control go to zero
Forward, pause, return go to zero
All roads lead astern go to zero
When you're on patrol go to zero
By remote control go to zero
Forward, pause, return go to zero

All roads lead astern go to zero

I do this and I do that, and when it's cold, I wear a hat,
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise they say, I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told
When you miss your cue go to zero

Start the dance, anew go to zero

Black, red, white and blue go to zero

When you lose the one go to zero

Rewind can be fun go to zero

Nudge it left and right go to zero

Don't wait 'til tonight go to zero
Go to Zero!

I do this and I do that, and when it's cold, I wear a hat,
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise they say, I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told
Go to Zero!
Everywhere you go go to zero

Nough is apropos go to zero

North, South, East and West go to zero

Nothing is best go to zero