Lyrics:

Twas the night before Kwanzaa,
And niggas were drinkin'
Santa Claus walked in
They said,
'Bitch, what you thinkin'?'

One of them had a gun,
The other one had a knife,
But Santa Cluas was not going down without a fight

He pulled some presents from out of his bag
He kicked them in the nuts,
And called them all fags
But they didn't like that,
They thought it was gay,
For Santa's boner grew five times that day!

They ran all his shit,
From his cash,
To his rocks
Santa pleaded with them,
'This black on black crime must stop!'

And just in that moment,
In walked Little Suzie
Little Suzie walked in with a sub-machine Uzi
Everyone hit the deck,
'Cause those bullets was sprayin'
But Santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'!

And on that little night, Little Suzie got famous,
She shot Santa in his cock,
And it still hurt his anus

Santa pulled out his miss'le TOW,
And started to blast
No man left that night,
Without a cap in his ass!

And they heard Santa shout,
As he skipped up the chimmney
'Merry Christmas, bitch niggas! Y'all shoulda got fucked wit me!'