Chorus this Ain't Funny So Don't You Dare Laugh coz It's All About Money, Ain't A Damn Thing Funny this Ain't Funny So Don't You Dare Laugh you Got To Have The Conned, In This Land Of Milk And Honey
verse Two i Walked Through The Front Door To Fill Out My Ap here Comes Another Sap Asking If I Rap i Don't Say A Word Coz He Know That I Do i'm Down With The Maad Ass U Know Hoo! i Take A Number And A Seat i'm Sweating From The Heat somebody Got Their Shoes Off i Smell Their Feet my Number Is 80, It's Still On 20 i Look Up At The Clock And Now Is 1030 free Butter And Cheese Oh Please, Oh Please can I Get My Food Stamps So I Can Leave i Got Money And A Car But They Don't Even Know It now They Asking Me A Gang Of Questions Coz I Told Them I Was Homeless i'm Living In A Car Out Back In The Alley but I Use To Shack Up With A Hooker Named Sally line After Line what Is The Time my Life Is In A Bomb So I'm Standing In The County Line
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verse Three i'm Sittin' At A Desk Talking To A Social Worker she Thinks I'm A Fool But I Know That I Can Work Her -Punk Ass Ho' Sittin' Behind The Window All Toe Up Ass Tramp rollin' That Week Sheets Of Mine 'you Have A Penetentry Record' -I Said I Know That Biatch! she Wants To Know What Kind A Work Do I Do i Said I Haven't Worked Since 1992 i Can't Find A Job Though I Looked And I Looked took One Hit Of The Crack And Mistook she Sittin There Wonderin' When I Get To The Point Like I'm Smokin Me A Joint job Search Work The Projects Whackness and In A Few Weeks I'd Get My Check now I Got To Wait For Them To Call Me Trough The Window so I Can Get Some Cash To Pay For The Hotel And The Bathshow it's 513 By The Clock On The Wall bum For Some Change So I Can Make A Phone Call shit Is Getting Late And The Time Is 29 that Why So Many Niggas Standing In The County Line chorus 2x To Fade