Lyrics:

Get my lips to a bottle every once in a while
Now everything's crazy, I got a great big smile
But the question I'm asking
Where did my legs go?

Vision doubling and trembling, I'm getting dizzy with light
I got the laziest feeling, I'm feeling all right
But the question I'm asking
Where did my legs go?

Will you pour me another, 'cause I feel like a king
If I tried to go walking it would be a good thing
But the question I'm asking
Where did my legs go?

I'm a lunatic whino, I'm a talking machine
I'm wide awake sleeping, is it really a dream?
But if it isn't a dream then
Where did my legs go?