Lyrics:

Everybody here knows about Tucker.
They say I'm a bad mother-(shut your mouth).
I could spend all day thinkin' 'bout chicks,
Thinkin' 'bout tootsie roll pops,
How many licks?
Every time that a girl walks by,
I can't help it, she just catches my eye.
First I see a face,
Then I see a waist,
Then I see myself back at her place. (What?)
I'm so alone out in this canyon.
Not one single girl in this canyon,
Or anything rhyming with canyon.
So come and see me if you need a new man-yon.
Everybody think I'm so handsome.
If you're in trouble girl I can pay the ransom.
Need a song chick? This is your anthem.

When I see the ladies I say,
(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
When the ladies see me they say,
(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
'Cause they know I treat them right.
(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
When I think about you I say,
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow Wow.)
'Cause I know you're outta sight!

On blue team,
We do things,
A little bit screwy.
Your girlfriend is my girlfriend,
Just like in the movie.
Not one you rent on Friday,
But one you rent by the highway.
At the truck stop,
Or the bus stop,
With the sexy stuff,
With the aces up.
Now your time is up,
And my mind's made up.
Get it here quick so I can wind you up.
I'll turn out the lights and take it slow.
Pull out my sword and make it glow.
You know I could use a good lady,
Take care of my alien baby.
So come on girl tell your men to get lost,
'Cause you know I wanna see you with your helmet off.

(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
When I see the ladies I say,
(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
When the ladies see me they say,
(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
When I think about you I say,
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow Wow.)

Guess who's back in the house again,
Tuck called me up, said he needed a friend.
To play his wing, and do my thing.
Jump on the track, make the ladies sing. (Bow!)
All for Tuck, that boy's the truth.
In the canyon or in the booth.
Doctor Ruth ain't touching Tuck 'cause the ladies know he's Doctor Fuck.

(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
Ow! When I see the ladies I say,
(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
Ooh! When the ladies see me they say,
(Bow Chicka Bow Wow.)
Girl when I think about you I say,
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow Wow.)
'Cause I know you outta sight!