Lyrics:

I'm overhung, overslept
I'm ripe, desheveld, perfectly unkempt
I like my drink mit toast and eggs
The best bloody mary you've ever tasted
Go to work wasted
Go to work bombed
Ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job
I wanna operate heavy machinery
I wanna watch online pornography
You gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low
You gotta put your nose to the grindstone, stoned
That elbow grease will get you fucked
You don't wanna be a jerk or smuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck