Lyrics:

I'm Bill S. Preston, Esq.! And this is Ted 'Theodore' Logan!
And we are Wyld Stallyns!
I am DeNomolos. Now ... what is your mission?
First we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Yeah, then we take over their lives.
He's totally a robot!
So are you, dude!
Whoa, we're total metalheads!
Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band!
Death to Bill and Ted!
Get down with your bad self!
You fools! Are we ready?
Get down with your bad self!
You fools!
Yeah, totally!
Get down with your bad self!
You fools! Are we ready?
I've got a full on robot chubby.

How's it goin', Bill and Ted?
Ted... it's us again!
Whoa!
You're metal, dude!
I know! Check it out! We're totally gonna kill you now!
Whoa...
Ha ha ha!
Dudes, even though you're doing this, we... we...
We love you!
Fags!
You dick, Bill!
I know! Let's waste 'em.
Ah!
Get down with your bad self!
Bogus
Stellar, Evil Ted!
No way!
Get down with your bad self!
Bogus
Yeah!
Get down with your bad self!
Bogus
Stellar, Evil Ted!
No way!
I totally loogied on that good, dead me!

Bill, what happened?
Ted, we're dead, dude!
Whoa!
Who are you?
Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude!
Oh. How's it hangin', Death? We've got to get back to the babes!
Ted, we can't, we're dead, dude!
We've got to stop those evil us's! We've gotta try!
But how?
Melvin!
They melvined me!

Dude, I totally broke a rock!
Excellent!
I kinda like this
Who's that?
Ted, who do you think it is?
How's it goin', Beelzebub? Excellent rocks!
We totally broke some.
Okay, can we go now?
Whoa!
Thanks dude! You know, you've got a bad rap.
Gentlemen! Welcome to Hell!
Dude.
What?
I think we're in our own personal hell!
You stole Deacon's Easter basket!
No way!
How about a kiss?
Bogus!
You ugly red source of all evil!
All I want is one! Right on the lips!
Get back here!
Ah! Whoa!
That was non-non-non-non heinous!

You suck, dude!
Do something else, dude!
Yeah!
Not bad, dude!
Excellent!

Get down with your bad self!
Whoa, donuts!
I totally possessed my dad!
Get down with your bad self!
Excellent!
I totally believe you, dude!
Get down with your bad self!
Whoa, donuts!
I totally possessed my dad!
You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed!
That's right, lesser developed human prototype us's!
Let's get 'em, Ted!
Ah, yeah, no!
Get 'em Granny!
We've got to face them.
Now get going!

Kiss your fears, dudes!
Or offer 'em a honeybun or something. And they'll get smaller and maybe they'll even go away!
Yeah, they're not that bad, dude. So don't get programmed by anybody but yourself!
Let's rock!
And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones!
Catch you later, Bill and Ted!