Lyrics:

Yes indeed, here we are
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
An' widdled on the Bingo cards in lieu of the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine

As she abused a sausage patty
And said, 'Why don't you treat me mean?'
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus)
Where I stole the margarine

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooh ah