Lyrics:

Saw Buddha walking down the street
I said: 'Hey man, I never thought we'd meet'
Looked at me and he did a dance
He said: 'Hey son, you gotta take your chance'

Saw Jesus in sixty-five
Said: 'Hey son, you're still alive?'
He was standing in a riot zone
Said: 'Hey man, why don't you go home?'

He said: 'I never was, never will be
What you gotta do is carry on and forget about me'

Saw Moses in a Cadillac
Said: 'Hey man, why did you come back?'
He looked at me and he did a dance
Said: 'Hey man, you gotta take your chance'

Saw the saviour standing on the stage
He looked at me, I was in a rage
Looked my way and he said to me:
'You gotta carry on and forget about me

'Cause I never was, never will be
What you gotta do is carry on and forget about me'