Lyrics:

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve Vai (stunt guitar)
Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Chad Wackerman (drums)

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
Rockin' Robin.
Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
Hot Rod's Lips.
Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
What's new in Baltimore?

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
I don't know!
Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
Better go back and find out.
What's new in Baltimore?
What's new in Baltimore?
What's new in Baltimore?