Lyrics:

Act I

Scene seven
Why does it hurt when I pee?

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible
Discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
Arrgggghhhhhhhh!ooh!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas (Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh god I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ah!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt... when I
Pee?