Lyrics:

Eat your greens
Don't forget your beans and celery
Don't forget to bring
Your fake I.D.
Eat a bunch of these
Magnificient
With sauerkraut
Sauerkraut!
Eat a grape, a fig
A crumpete too
You'll pump 'em right through
Doo-wee-ooh

Eat your shoes
Don't forget the strings
And sox
You can eat the box
You bought 'em in
Even eat the truck
That brought 'em in
Garbage truck
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm-Mouldy
Garbage truck
Eat the truck the driver
And his gloves

Nutritiousness
Deliciousness
Worth-less-ness