Lyrics:

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance

No no no no, no more Locomotion
No no, no more Dancing In The Street
No no no no, no more Mashed Potato
No no, no more shuffling of the feet

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance

Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut
Clench your fists, point your knuckles straight ahead
Do your best to look like a teddy bear
Then try and pretend to look vertically dead

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance

Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful
Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck
Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible
Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance (come on boys and girls)
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance (set the trend)
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance (you know what Andy Warhol said)
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance (we could do this forever)
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Come on baby do the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance