Lyrics:

Get on my funbus, Ill take you all for a ride
Ill tell you about the Cubans eight-foot stride
Punch me harder, I didnt feel a thing
All the kids appreciate the joy I bring

Im always happy
Ever so happy
Theres no-one more happy
Im a comedy grandad

Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say
All the same I think Ill say it anyway
Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls
Im never happy
Never been happy
Its not in my contract
Ive got two big keys and theyre both dead big
Im a quality janitor

Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates
And remember the five oclock tea-time smell of the estate
Im always running
All knees and elbows
Got a stick with a spike on
Cartoon ducks laugh at me

Im a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore
A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore

Nobody loves me anymore
Nobody loves me anymore
Im the man who put Nick Straker on the floor
But nobody loves me anymore