Lyrics:

I Want To Be Old

and Creek By The Fire

i Want To Smell Of Rotting Wood

it's All I Desire

i Want My Joints To Seize Up

i Want My Legs To Ache

i Want My Eyesight To Fail

i Want My Skin To Flake

to Be Old

i Want To Be Old

i Want False Teeth

and Not Be Able To Chew

i Want To Be Senile

a Centigenarian Fool

i Want Lots Of Wrinkles

want My Hearing To Go

i Want To Be Ignored

and I Want To Be Slow

to Be Old

i Want To Be Old