Lyrics:

Has been

Has been

You talkin' to me?

You talkin' to me?

You callin' me, has been?

What'd you say your name is?

Jack

Never done jack

Glad to meet ya

Who's your friend?

Dick

Don't say dick

Whaddya know?

And you friend, what's your handle?

Don

Two thumbs Don



Riding on their armchairs

They dream of wealth and fame

Fear is their companion

Nintendo is their game

Never done jack and two thumbs Don

And sidekick don't say dick

We'll laugh at others failures

Though they have not done shit



I've heard of you

The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready

Yeah

The never was talking about still trying

I got it

Forever bitter gossiping about never say die

May I inquire what you've been doing mister?

Jack

Never done Jack

And you partner, what's the News of the World, Dick?

I don't say dick

Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler

Two thumbs up

What are you afraid of?

Failure?

So am I

Has been implies failure

Not so

Has been is history

Has been was

Has been might again