Lyrics:

I Left Town Two Years Ago And Moved On Up To Idaho
but Swore That I'd Be Back Again - Pick Up Where I Left Off, Oh Man
grown Up Sexy Texas Babies I Got Back In Town Tonight
anticipating Much Delight
i Pulled Out My Black Book And Called Up My Old Lovers
i Got Five Newlyweds And Two Expectant Mothers

all My Old Flames Have New Names
there's A Lot Of Girls In Town
who Tied The Knot And Settled Down
i Thought I'd Start A Fire With One Of My Old Flames
but They've All Got New Names

my Sexy Little Dirt Road Sport Is Now Called Mrs. Davenport
my Pretty Little Black-Eyed Susie's Now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie
rosie Who Could Blow My Mind Is Sister Rose On Channel Nine
the Wildest Lover Of My Life Is Now A Federal Judges Wife
they Don't Want To Recognize This Old Familiar Face
i'm Just A Bad Reminder Of Their Wild And Woolly Days

all My Old Flames Have New Names
there's A Lot Of Girls In Town
who Tied The Knot And Settled Down
i Thought I'd Start A Fire With One Of My Old Flames
but They've All Got New Names