Lyrics:

My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue ooh ooh
They said you've been had

Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew ooh ooh
Was a filthy floozys pad

One more, two more
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No one's ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
Three more, four more
Mice unite at the kitchen door
It wern't no rotten rumour,
He could never move her
And I never saw her with a hoover.

Ide fell for a hag from Hell
She wernt the one to woo ooh ooh
In my new hovel.

One more...
(Guitar time)

She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
The first thing I shall do ooh ooh
Is plug the hoover in.

One more...