Lyrics:

D-D's got a horses head, enough to make yer sick
How could Ron Dixon have wed Red Rum with lipstick
The most repulsive sight on earth, to ugly to discuss
How could anyone give birth to a bird so hideous

Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he,
Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D
Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he,
Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D

D-D she could not believe when Bev got the hots for Ron
But D-D Ronny did deceive, deceitful Ron Dixon
The chance that Ron had waited for, he gave D-D the push
This was the last time Ronny saw D-D's monstrous mush

Ron Dixon... Guitar time... Ron Dixon

Ron Dixon he dumped D-D... D-D