Lyrics:

Dirty doreen, what a pong, £2 pungent perfume on, ooee
O.a.p in stilettos, a fossil on the pill i chose, for me
She’s an obscene, indecent, wrinkly, shes ancient…..

Chorus:
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny in a thong dor
Een doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt, what’s her name? That's dir
Ty
Doreen
Dirty doreen, am i mad? She’s the oldest hag ive had, its true!
A senior citizen i saw, a slapper pushing 84, aaoo
She’s an obscene…..
Chorus, doreen, doreen, guitar bit
Dirty doreen she prefers shopping at ann summers, ooee
False teeth and a vibrator lay beyond the bedroom door, for me
Shes an obscene……
Dirty doreen …..