Lyrics:

She gotta smile,
Yeah, She gotta smile and
She's flashin' it right at me

She gotta wink, a wink across
The bar and I know that it's meant to be.

She gotta walk, Ooh she walkin' over
And I know this could be my day.

She got a ... friend,
Eeeew she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?

It's her big fat friend!
Oh god there's always one
Big fat friend
To spoil my Fucking fun!

Well baby baby baby
If it's boots you wanna knock,
Leave your chubbly friend at home
Because she's gonna block the cock.
Now I'm afraid of no man,
With any I'll contend,
But I cannot compete with your
Big Fat Friend.

(Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)

She won't leave her alone,
She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
Comments while she's suckin' on that
Chicken bone.
Well, you may think you've won the
Battle but I tend to dis-agree.
See I know you, and your Achilles Heel,
And he's standing next to me.
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)

Now I know that he's no looker
And he's had a couple rounds,
But with every shot of Jaeger
Hey you lose a couple pounds!

Now baby baby baby bring the
Evening to an end,
Just you and me and my pal,
And your big fat friend.