Lyrics:
Bay Parkway Wonderyou're Such A Successyour Pretty Secretary, Hashe Say You Are The Bestyour Face Always Smilingsay You Sure Paid Your Duesbut I Know Insideyou've Got The Bensonhurst Bluesthose Custom-Made Ciggiesthat You Offer To Me Pretendand Pretend To Care About My Familyand Those Pictures On Your Deskall Them Lies That You Abusedo They Know You Sufferfrom The Bensonhurst Bluesyour Grandmother's Accentstill Embarrasses Youyou're Even Ashamedof The French You Once Knewyou're Part Of The Chance Nowthey Break You Making The Newsbut I Know Insideyou've Got The Bensonhurst Bluesbut Thanks For The Lessoncause The Life That I Choosewon't Make Me Feel Like Livingwith The Bensonhurst Bluesand Don't, Don't Try To Write Meand Don't Bother To Callcause I'll Be In Conferencemerry Christmas You All