Lyrics:

Myzsterious Mizster Jones.
he'll Wanna Read Your Palm And Keep You Calm

got A Voodoo Head On A Lucky Charm

with A Snake Tattoo Going Down His Arm -
the Myzsterious Mizster Jones.
well
he's The Living Proof Of Eternal Youth

got An Icecold Diamond In His Tooth.
and The Walls Will Tumble When He Hits The Roof -
the Myzsterious Mizster Jones.

oh
what's Good For Him Is Bad For Me

oh
it's Hard To Break A Myzstery.
a Double Dealing Hero
to Bring You Down To Zero.
his Origins Unkown And He Ain't Got No Home -
the Myzsterious Mizster Jones.

he's Into Shooting Stars
eccentric Cars

grew Up Fussing
fighting In The Bars.
all He's Got To Show For It's The Battle Scars -
the Myzsterious Mizster Jones.
oh
what's Good For Him Is Bad For Me
. . .

whatever Makes Him Tick
go Take Your Pick
with A Five Line Rhyming Limerick.
is It His Silver Tongue Well
maybe That's The Trick
of The Myzsterious Mizster Jones.
oh
what's Good For Him Is Bad For Me
. . .
the Myzsterious Mizster Jones - The Myzsterious Mizsterjones.