Lyrics:

Female Chorus
it's Time To Play The Music
it's Time To Light The Lights
it's Time To Meet The Muppets On The Muppet Show Tonight.

male Chorus
it's Time To Put On Makeup
it's Time To Dress Up Right
it's Time To Raise The Curtain On The Muppet Show Tonight.

waldorf
why Do We Always Come Here

statler
i Guess We'll Never Know

waldorf
it's Like A Kind Of Torture

both
to Have To Watch The Show.

kermit
to Introduce Out Guest Star
that's What I'm Here To Do
so It Really Makes Me Happy
to Introduce To You...

muppets
so Now Let's Get Things Started

audience
why Don't You Get Things Started

kermit
it's Time To Get Things Started

muppets
on The Most Sensational Inspirational, Celebrational, Muppetational
this Is What We Call The Muppet Show!