Lyrics:

If I could be a little bit younger
If I could be a little bit older
If I could be a little bit friendlier
If I could be a little bit colder
Then I would be a little bit better
Yeah, I would be a little bit better
But I'm a middleman, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible
Just a middleman, looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
It's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable, that's a middleman
Here I am Invisible but reliable
If I could be a little bit happier
If I could be a little more cranky
If I could be a little more Dixie
If I could be a little more Yankee
Then I would be a little bit better
Yeah, I would be a little bit better
But I'm a middleman, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible
Just a middleman, looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
Well, it's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable, that's a middleman
Well, here I am Invisible but reliable

If I could be a little bit uglier
If I could be a little bit prettier
If I could feel a little bit healthier
If I could feel a little bit shittier
Then I would be a little better
Yeah, I would be a little bit better
But I'm a middleman, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible
Just a middleman looking for a little
Of something that'll make me more radical
It's the only thing I've ever been
That's been undeniable, that's a middleman
Here I am Invisible but reliable