Lyrics:

I'm here at your party
Trying not to hurt
In my melancholy trousers
And my masochistic shirt

Hope I don't look awkward
Doing all I can do
To avoid the shade of blue
Of my best foot forward shoe

Happy anniversary
I see your doing fine
If I say I am I'm lyin'
'Cause I wish you were still mine

Happy anniversary
I see your doing fine
If I say I am I'm lyin'
'Cause I wish you were still mine
Wish you were still mine

Should have never left you
But this is what I get
A plastic plate of sorrow

Thanks for the invitation
Glad to honor your request
It what used to be my home
As a self inflicted guest