Lyrics:

NRA, KKK, Adventist Seventh Day Elks and Eagles, Mussolinans Everything's okay

If you align yourself, define yourself When you don't know who you are you can't remind yourself
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FFA, PLO, choose your partner, there you go NADA, PETA, People's Temple, plant your seeds and grow NFL, KFC, think of who you want to be Airhead, Trekkie, Coke, Pepsi, Manson family

If you align yourself, define yourself When you don't know who you are you can't remind yourself
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Don't be on your own; never be alone Don't worry, you will never be alone Don't worry, you will never be alone

Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists Bloods, Crips, teamsters, nudists Democrat, Republican Independent, pick your one John Burke Society N-Double A-C-P Ford, Chevy, Al Quaeda All can set you free

If you align yourself, define yourself If you don't know who you are you can't remind yourself
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