Lyrics:

Oh, Dad, What Will We Do

i Got Another Letter From Ronnie's Teacher At School.

she Said, It's Almost Cruel

none Of The Other Kids Thinks Ronnie's Cool.

the Guys Think He's A Queer Because He Doesn't Drink Beer Or Watch Football.

and All The Little Girls Stay Away Because He's Just Too Fat,

a Fat Little Brat

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i Guess We Need Robots For Ronnie

a Stainless Steel Group Of Chums

robots For Ronnie

a Boy And A Girl

maybe An Aluminum Cat



every Day He's In His Room

he Doesn't Lock The Door Because He Knows It's Really No Use

i Mean, Nobody's Even Been Up There

if Ronnie Were To Blow Up, I Don't Think Anyone Would Care

he Doesn't Brush His Teeth Because He Never Talks To No One.

he Doesn't Wipe His Feet Because He's Never Coming In.

comin In



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we Can Talk About The Old Days,

with Parties And Dances And Leads In Class Plays;

but All Of The Memories He'll Have

are Plugging In A Friend And Shining Up A Cat.



repeat Chorus