Lyrics:

Have You Heard
the Coast Of Maine Just Got Caught In A Hurricane
well Did You Evah
what A Swell Party This Is!

have You Heard That Poor Dear Blanche Got Run Down By An Avalanche
well, Did You Evah
what A Swell Party This Is!

what Daiquiris!
what Sherry, Please!
what Burgundy!
what Pommery!

have You Heard
professor Munch Ate His Wife And Divorced His Lunch
well, Did You Evah
what A Swell Party This Is!

missus Smith In Her New Hup Crossed The Bridge When The Bridge Was Up,
well, Did You Evah
what A Swell Part This Is!

what Brandy, Wow!
what Whiskey, Here's How!
what Gin And What Beer,
will You Sober Up, Dear