Lyrics:

(Shel Silverstein)
well Goodbye Tubs And Clothes Lines Goodbye Pots And Pans
i'm A Gonna Take A Greyhound Bus As Further As I Can
i Ain't A Gonna Wash No Windows And I Ain't A Gonna Scrub No Floors
and When You Realize I'm Gone I'm A Gonna Hear You Roar
and You'll Say Hey Loretta I Love You More Than My Irish Setter
hey Loretta Don't Leave Me Alone
hey Loretta I Swear I'm A Gonna Treat You Better
buy You Brand New Overalls If You'll Only Come Back Home

i Work My Fingers To The Bone And We Don't Hardly Speak
and All I Ever Get Is Just A Little Kiss About Once A Week
so You Can Feed The Chickens And You Can Milk The Cow
this A Woman's Liberation Honey Is A Gonna Start Right Now
and You'll Say Hey Loretta...

i'll Dress Up Like A Movie Star And Pretty Up My Hair
and No One Here Is A Gonna Know What I'll Be Doing There
i'll Be Swinging From A Chandelier And Bouncin' Off The Walls
instead Of Lovin' Just One Man I'm A Gonna Love 'em All
and You'll Say Hey Loretta...