Lyrics:

Every guy I know says women are too damn particular
Women talk and they expect the man to be a listener
They wanna walk while holdin' hands and whisper I love you
They need a combination Casanova Donahue

The men pull up in foreign cars and drop there little women off
I serve 'em frozen daqueries while sugar daddys playin' golf
The heroes from the golfin' wars return and holler scotch
The ladies slip there rings back on

I'm in a diamond mine and they're not hard to find
When I dig a little deeper and take my time
They sparkle and they shine precious jewels of every kind
I'm just stealin' from the blind I'm in a diamond mine

The big shots at the country club all act like I'm invisible
They never see me treat their women like they're irresistible
They think that I don't have a clue about the way things are
I hope the leave me in the dark

The big shots at the country club all act like I'm invisible
They never see me treat their women like they're irresistible
They think that I don't have a clue about the way things are
I hope the leave me in the dark