Lyrics:

Transformers, superheroes
Thundercats in cast iron clothes
Rocket fingers, laser eyes
Cannon mouths and missile toes
Santa's helpers from on high
Secret sponsors place their bids
Your donation helps to buy
GI Joes for Contra kids

All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
Is world peace

Rock Lord masters of disaster
Detonate the ghetto blaster
And little black Rambo metal choir
Sings deck the halls with great b**** of fire
Looks to me like World War III
Underneath the Christmas tree
Please dear Santa, Mr. Santa, please
Can't you make the firing cease?

All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
Is world peace
A monster satellite TV
Sends season's greetings from afar
Star Wars I and II and III
Chestnuts roasting on the VCR

All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
Is world peace (Stavro Arrgolus)