Lyrics:

I'm fresh as a daisy, hard as a rock
Fit as a fiddle, proud as a cock
Bright as a button, sly as a fox
Shy as a violet and strong as an ox
Light as a feather, blind as a bat
Mad as a hatter and nervous as a cat
Sweet as a cookie, pure as a dove
That means, Mister, I'm in love
I'm fresh as a daisy, tough as a stake
Mean as a miser, low as a snake
Scared as a rabbit, small as a mite
Gay as a meadowlark, high as a kite
Wild as a tiger, drunk as a fool
Sour as a lemon and stubborn as a mule
Sharp as a razor, smooth as a glove
That means, Mister, I'm in love!
I'm fresh as a daisy, quick as a flash
Slow as a tortoise, mixed as a hash
Fierce as a lion, meek as a lamb
Hot as a poker and cold as a clam
Dead as a door nail, dumb as a dolt
Spry as a kitten, and frisky as a colt
Good as an angel in heaven above
That means, partner, I'm in love!

I'm fresh as a daisy, red as a beet
Green as a golf course, white as a sheet
Raw as an oyster, swung as a gait
Mild as a cigarette, it sure tastes great!
Foggy as London, rough as a buss
Solid as a stonewall and ornery as a cuss
Blue as the sky in the heaven up above
That means, Mister
That's all, brother
That's right, partner
We're in love!