Lyrics:
You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddy!When we grew up and went to schoolThere were certain teachers whoWould hurt the children any way they couldBy pouring their derisionUpon anything we didExposing every weaknessHowever carefully hidden by the kidsBut in the town it was well knownWhen they got home at night,Their fat and psychopathic wivesWould thrash them within inches of their lives