Lyrics:

How did I think it would be
Maybe like a TV show
Half hour episodes that solve everything
And make you absolutely happy

Absolutely happy

Now I've made you cry
Never see it coming
It always takes me by surprise
That I don't make you absolutely happy

So I'll try to make you absolutely happy

And why should I?
I'm as mixed up as the next guy
How could I?
I'm just a woman who wants to be here by your side

Wipe those tears away
Because they'll be here again before you know it
I just have one thing to say
That I will never make you absolutely happy

She's gonna try to make you absolutely happy
And I know I'll never make you absolutely happy
Still try to make you absolutely happy
Absolutely happy