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She was skinny when I met her
Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
Well, she eats me outta house and home
I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
She's up to 300 pounds, or better
She was skinny when I met her

She likes chocolate cake, she likes t-bone steak
Now the bathroom scale is about to break
She used to be petite - now she can't see her feet
And all she does is lay around the house and eat

She was skinny when I met her
Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
Well, she eats me outta house and home
I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
She's up to 300 pounds, or better
She was skinny when I met her

She likes barbeque, she likes a roast beef stew
She keeps on getting bigger, Lord, but what can I do?
She used to be really hot, I used to love her a lot
But now with three inches of hair and four inches of fat, well, I run outta what I got

Yeah, she was skinny when I met her
Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
Well, she eats me outta house and home
I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
She's up to 300 pounds, or better
She was skinny when I met her