Lyrics:

The night before the funeral, I got some
I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum
I took her clothes off and I played with her bits
And she did the same but it took ages for me to come
Too drunk and getting old
It was a lovely show for a God I don't believe in
I couldn't sing a single note at the service
When they did 'How Great Thou Art' all I could think of
Was my old L.P of hymns by Elvis
There's no such thing as sin
I said to Laura, 'I hope I know you forever'
'And when I'm going, I'm going the Viking way'
'Lay me in a boat with my favorite things'
'And set me on fire then send me on my way'
'Kick me out to sea'
There's no such thing as sin