Lyrics:

OK, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I got my Hustler and don't need nothin' else

Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Right.

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home I'm alone
Aja John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays

We got incest bestiality too
We got Sade the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe

There's she-males, lezbos, shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens, who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch

Ain't got no woman next to me - I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen - but that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby