Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Shocked and startled by some peculiar twist of fate
Don't know how it happened, but I'm punching above my weight
I'm pinching myself, you're nothing like the girls I usually get
Everyone assumes I bought you off the internet

[Chorus]
All the pretty girls like me for who I am
All the pretty girls (when the record goes platinum)
Plenty of action, massive attraction when you’re selling out stadiums
All the pretty girls
And their mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums

[Verse 2]
Look mama, I'm dancing with the purtiest girl on the floor
Everybody wonders what she wants to be with me for
Girls in my orbit, I've got my own gravitational pull
Flashing my pinewood smile like a red rag to a bull

[Chorus]

[Solo]

[Chorus]

Pretty, pretty girls
And their mo-mo-mo-mo-mommies
Pretty, pretty girls
And their mo-mo-mo-mo-mommies