Lyrics:

Tell me, tell me that (3x)
Can I look into your eyes?
Can't 'ya hear me say?

Tell me, tell me that
Can I dance between your thighs
Can't 'ya hear me say?

Oh (4x)
Tell me
Yeah (3x)
(Repeat)

Tell me, tell me that (3x)
Can I twist and pull your hair ?
Can't 'ya hear me say?

Tell me, tell me that
Can I carry you upstairs?
Can't ya hear me say?

I know I ain't a Romeo
I know you got no place to go
I need your love
I want my share

Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no
Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah

Oh (4x)
Tell me
Yeah (3x)
(Repeat)

Shh

Imitating Elmer Fudd
Be vewy vewy qwiet
It's woman season
I'm woman huntin'
hahahahahahahaha

Every time I go woman huntin'
It always seems to blow up in my face

See, I don't always get the things I want
But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding,
beautiful, rich, cock-sucking nymphomaniac
would be nice every now and then

Hey, I'm a nice guy
I bathe
Sure I got blue balls, so what
Doesn't make me a bad person
Oh you know this?

One example,
The girl that walked out on me on New Year's Eve
Well she came back last night and she said
I don't have to go home tonight
I said 'alright'

So once again,
I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin
And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle,
Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels

I had Two left,
Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams

Now, once again,
She drinks my beer,
She drinks my whiskey
She does my quualudes

Five in the morning comes,
Note: Five has come,
Steve has yet to come
Five in the morning comes

And this girl looks at me
In a most peculiar way
She is not looking very well
From her eyes come these
Big (4x)
Tears
Rolling all over her face
Down into her chest and
Into her underwear

And she's got those big green snot bubbles
You know - it's not runny,
It's big thick shit

And she's got drool
This shit had legs,
I don't know what the fuck it was

It was nothing but
Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my (4x)

So she's not looking very well,
We've established that, right?

So she looks at me and says
Stevie - I feel sick. I gotta go home now.

And she threw up all over the floor

It was disgusting
It smelled really, really bad
It smelled like - it smelled like puke
Only puke smells like puke

You can have farts that don't smell like puke
Nothing smells like puke but real puke
The shit was steamin'
It was on my carpet

I was there just to have a good time with the lady
I took her out for dinner,
And she puts dinner on my carpet
In a steaming heap of puke
I'm sorry, I was pissed

So I looked at her, and I said
You - no good for nuthin'
Fuzzy headed, big-eyed
Booger-nosed, blow-me lips
Double-chin, flat chested, hairy back,
Big fat hairy ass

She had crowbar black pubic hair
And she had cellulitic legs
And she did not shave her legs,
So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em
To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em,
She had big feet like Bozo the Clown
Oh she weebled but she won't fall down

I said 'You get your teary, snotty, droolin',
Fuckin' hairy ass outta my home you
Whore-bag pig bitch

What would you do? (2x)

I said 'Go outside and do that'
I don't need this
I'll go to the Geisha house
Find a real whore

Quit throwing up
Shit stinks
Just stop it

And I said

Don't tell me no
Tell me
Yeah (3x)
(Repeat)

And she threw up again

Tell me, tell me that (3x)
Can I lubricate your lips?
Can't 'ya hear me say?

Tell me, tell me that
Can I sink your battleship ?
Can't 'ya hear me say?

I know I ain't a Romeo
I know you got no place to go
I need your love
I want my share

Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no
Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah

Yeah (9x)

Oh (4x)
Tell me
Yeah (3x)
(Repeat 3x)

'A'
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Lick me
'O'

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