Lyrics:

Tell me the truth do I look all right
Is my hair sticking up are my pants too tight?
You can lie if you have to, and say I look great (you look great!)
It's been a while since I've done this, I got a date

Do I pull out her chair? Do I open the door?
Do I bring her flowers ... do they do that anymore?
Do I get there early, or fashionably ... late.
All the rules have changed, I got a date

I can take another shower and get all dressed up again
Go out and get those flowers, but then I don't know where I'm gonna go
For another seven hours till I pick her up at eight
I'm going crazy, I got a date.

What if she don't like me? (what if she does!)
What if I touch her, do I hafta wear gloves?
Does everything we do have to be perfectly safe?
I think I'm thinking too much, it's only a date

I can take another shower, I can shine my shoes again
That would kill another hour, but then I don't know where I'm gonna go
For another seven hours till I pick her up at eight
I'm going crazy, I got a date.

I'm going crazy, I got a date
All the rules are changed, and I got a date
I think I'll call her up, and tell her I'm sick.