Lyrics:

spoken:
I was stopped today, for a traffic citation.
It's not pretty I know, but try to listen objectively.
I knew my constitutional rights, so I immediately leaped from the car screaming 'Policy Brutality' and fell to the ground.
And assumed the non-violent position.
An angry crowd assembled, and completely surrounded the officer, and in an ugly mood tipped over her three wheeler.
And beat the meter maid senseless.