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spoken:
There is a big craze as you know in San Francisco now of topless dancers.
Cal Dodda is the reigning monarch, and it is no secret that she has had the silicone injection.
There is a major drawback to this, and we feel it's our duty to expose it, no pun intended, at this time.
There was a go-go dancer working at a small Cantonese restaurant in Sacramento, who had the silicone injections.
She went from a boy scout to a Graf Zeppelin in three weeks, however one night she did sleep too close to the furnace.
And they melted, one is now an ashtray, the other is a replica of Mount Rushmore.
It's now on the road for the John Burke society. Driving a teamo-boraxo...
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