Lyrics:

Some people tell me I got great legs

Cant figure out why u make me beg

Does not compute (does not compute)

Dont not compute (dont not compute)

U think youre special, well so do i

Why do special women make me cry?

Does not compute (does not compute)

It dont not compute (dont not compute)



Must be something in the water they drink

Its been the same with every girl Ive had

Must be something in the water they drink

cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?



Some people think Im kinda cute

But that dont compute when it comes 2 y-o-u

It dont compute (dont not compute)

Somethin mama dont compute (dont not compute)

Whats the hangup? whats the scam?

Guess u think Im just another 1...1 of your fans

It dont compute (dont not compute)

Somethin honey dont compute (dont not compute)



Must be something in the water they drink

Its been the same with every girl Ive had

Must be something in the water u drink

cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?



Ive got 2 get 2 u, baby

Some people think Im kinda smart

Why must a fella stop with u before he starts?

It dont compute, mama (does not compute)

Somethin dont compute (dont not compute)

Id buy u clothing, buy u fancy cars

But u gotta talk 2 me, baby, tell me who u really r



Must be something in the water they drink

Its been the same with every girl Ive had

Must be something in the water u drink

Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?



(must be something in the water u drink)

(does not compute)

(dont not compute)

(dont not compute)

(must be something in the water u drink)

Bitch -- u think youre special? (must be something in the water u drink)

So do i

(second coming) (must be something in the water u drink)

Why in gods name

Do u wanna make me cry?

Why? why? (must be something in the water u drink)

Id do anything 4 u, anything (must be something in the water u drink)

Why dont u talk 2 me? (must be something in the water u drink)

Tell me who u r (must be something in the water u drink)

Dont do this 2 me (must be something in the water u drink)

Please dont do this (must be something in the water u drink)



Why? why?

I do love u. I do.

Or else I wouldnt go through all the things I do